Girls {and boy} Night Out

Thanks for keepin' it weird with us, Mom. Loff thee.

275/365

Pssst, Dad! He's Trying To Tell You Something...

He has worn this for a solid 18 hours. I've had to sneak into his room remove it while he sleeps. I think it's time to take this kid on a vacation...

274/365

Good Guys

He was playing outside, watering the flowers when he saw a little caterpillar and rescued it from the puddle where it was stuck. 

He held it in his tiny hand and set the caterpillar down on the stone next to him.

The caterpillar curled up in a ball -and wouldn't budge. The Boy asked why it wouldn't look at him. 

I explained that it wasn't sure about us -since we're so big and he's so small...

The Boy bent down and whispered to the caterpillar, "It's okay - we're the good guys".

273/365

My Breakfast Club...

272/365

Hmmm...

Me: Son, did you try to climb on to the kitchen counter?!

Boy: How did you know?

271/365

War Is Hell

Right now, my brothers and I are in the middle of a prank war.
{Yes, it has been going on for months...
and- no, none of us have matured past the age of 11}

 Recently - I placed a little "democrat" magnet on El Jefe's Jeep...you see, El Jefe feels very strongly about conservative politics. Loff him.
He drove around for quite a while without realizing it was there...
This round goes to: Me.
One point for my upscale political humor, and one point because I rule.

So, last night I got a call that there was something on my porch...I went outside and what I saw was frightening...something WAY worse than a democrat magnet...it was:
a gnome village.
Those two little hosers put gnomes EVERYWHERE. There was even a freaking sign - welcoming people to my gnome village.

I was faced with a decision: Go outside in my pajamas with a flashlight and de-junk my lawn before everybody drives past for church...or just let it be.

So, I added about $9 to the swear jar and put on my shoes, grabbed my flashlight and a box and went outside. I collected about 6 before I realized there were SLUGS and SPIDERS on them. I gave up, came inside the house and added another $5 to the swear jar.

Ive been out there ten times today and I still keep finding them...I've collected over 17, but I know there are more.
This round goes to them. They only get one point because I determine the point distribution and my decisions cannot be questioned.
Sleep with one eye open, GEEKS!

Game. On.

 
These were the first two of the 17 I brought in...they are from the "Might murder You In Your Sleep" collection.
The Boy took one look at them and said, "Let's put those back outside, Mom."

270/365

Sunday at Grandma and Grandpas

269/365