How To Fly {An Informative Post By The Boy}

STEP ONE: Collect every blanket and pillow in the house.

Pile them.

STEP TWO: Stand tall and prepare yourself by shouting:

"To infinity...AND BEYOND!"

Then, jump as high as you can.

STEP THREE: Land safely on blanket pile and giggle for ten minutes.

Repeat at least 50 times.

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Today...

I said good-bye to a friend.

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Hoodwinked.

I'm not proud of it, but I resorted to bribery and promised The Boy I'd give him whatever he wants if he'd cooperate with potty training.

The Pet Store and Ice Cream were his demands.

I agreed.
He then effortlessly and without hesitation...umm...used the facilities.

Completely hustled me. He was holding out for a bribe. And it totally worked.

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Glamburglary!!

I was looking at Perez Hilton's web site tonight {Don't judge me} and I was horrified to see that my hair-do and make up scheme has been plagiarized!

{I think this is a good indicator that it's time for a new look...Steph, I'll be calling...}

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Get Some Rest, Pam. You Look Tired.

In order to maintain a little privacy on our “Project 365” blog, we have decided to disable the comments,

and keep names/places mostly out of sight.

So, my sweet little son will be known as “The Boy” {A Simpson's reference...I heart Homer}.

I asked my husband how he would like to be known on the blog...without hesitating and with complete seriousness he replied, “The Bourne Supremacy.”

Wow.

So, please take note that I may refer to him as such, or maybe just TBS for short.

Here is The Bourne Supremacy ironing his shirt for work tomorrow.

Glamorous, no?

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We Went On A Walk Today...

A cold, COLD walk...

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The Boy Got Himself Dressed Today...

I think he did pretty well!!  (:

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